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• I have no life anymore, just a project.
• I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything.
  Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off....
• Geologists do it to get their rocks off.
• Monica: Oh, why does this bother me so much? I mean I don't wanna be one of those people who tells their boyfriend they wanna spend 24 hours a day with them.
  Phoebe: Sure. Monica: It's just that he doesn't have that much free time, ya know, and I don't know, what do I do?...
• I was wondering if I might have the afternoon off? Well, of course not.
  Who do you think you are...Watt Tyler? You can have the afternoon off when you _die_, Baldrick, not before....
• I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minute
  eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant fresh as a daisy....
• I don't care who you are fat man, get off my roof!!!!
• I don't care who you are, Fatso. Just get those reindeer off my roof.