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Who Needs Dignity When You Can Be In The Show Business?
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Who needs dignity when you can be in the show business?
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-- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
What do you know about show business, Mr. Valiant?" "Only that there's no business like it.
.. no business I know." -- Eddie Valiant in WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?...