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Who Says You Can't Have It All? A. Michelob Light. B. Heidegger. C.
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Who says you can't have it all?
a. Michelob Light.
b. Heidegger.
c. The IRS.
-- A sane man
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You will soon be able to do all the things sane people can do.
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