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  -- George Bernard Shaw...
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• Who is John Galt? An explorer, the greatest explorer that ever lived.
  The man who found the fountain of youth.John Galt spent years looking for it....
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  -- Dolph Lundgren, acto...
• Did you hear that David of the Bible was nothing but a young man who used leather to get his rocks off.
• It is clear that the individual who persecutes a man, his brother, because he is not of the same opinion, is a monster.
  -- Voltaire...
• The individual who prosecutes a man, his brother, because he is not of the same opinion, is a monster.
  -- Voltaire,_Philosophical Dictionary_, 1764...
• Did you all know that there is five constipated men in the bible?
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• He who trains his tongue to quote the learned sages, will be known far and wide as a smart ass.
  -- Howard Kandel...