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Did You All Know That There Is Five Constipated Men In The Bible?
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Did you all know that there is five constipated men in the bible?
1) Caine, he wasn't able
2) Moses, he took the tablets
3) Solomon, he sat for fourty days
4) Samson, he brought the house down
5) Baalam, he couldn't move his ass.
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