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Why Are Hemorrhoids Called Hemorrhoids And Asteroids Called Asteroids?
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Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids?
Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? But if that was
true, then a proctologist would be an astronaut.
-- Robert Schimmel
Related:
Is a Navy proctologist called a Rear Admiral?
These hemorrhoids are a pain in the neck!
Your proctologist called and your head is ready.
This makes sense. This over here, this does not make sense. That's why I called it algebra.
Is that Hemorrhoids or am I sitting on a bunch of grapes?
Why would anyone want to be called "Later"?
THREE TIME LOSER -- a guy who pays $200 for a piece of ass and ends up with a donkey, which turns out to be a make, with hemorrhoids.
Awards are like hemorrhoids; in the end, every asshole gets one. -- Frederic Raphael
Selma: Er... come here, tiger! Troy: [growls, but doesn't know what to do next] Selma
Mmm... would you like some wine? Troy: Yes! [comes and drinks both his and Selma's glasses] [goes back to the door] [growls] Selma...