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Why Aren't The Members Of The NRA Required To Do Weekend National Guard Duty?
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Why aren't the members of the NRA required to do weekend National Guard
Duty? That is a well regulated militia.
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I'm the NRA, militia, a voter, and pissed off.
Such are a well regulated militia, composed of the freeholders, citizen and husbandman, who take up arms to preserve their property, as individuals, and their rights as freemen.
-- "M.T. Cicero", in a newspaper letter of 1788 touching the "militia" referred to in the Second Amendment to the Constitution....
National security is in your hands - guard it well.
A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.
-- The Constitution of the United States of America Amendment 2, 1791...
How many NRA members -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to do it and the other one to get his dick out of the gun....
At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
In the absence of any evidence tending to show that possession or use of a 'shotgun having a barrel of less than eighteen inches in length' at this time has some reasonable relationship to the preservation or efficiency of a well regulated militia
we cannot say that the Second Amendment guarantees the right to keep and bear such an instrument....
Whenever, therefore, the profession of arms becomes a distinct order in the state.
...the end of the social compact is defeated... No free government was ever founded, or ever preserved its liberty without uniting the characters of the citizen and soldier in those destined for the defense of the state....