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• How many NRA members -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  3-One to give up the old bulb when they pry it from his cold dead fingers, one to screw it in and pose for an "I'm the NRA" ad while doing so, and one to complain about the waiting period....
• How many Buffalonians -- does it take to screw a in a light bulb?
  Two-one to get the new bulb out of the snowbank, and one to screw it in....
• How many punk rockers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw in the bulb and the other to smash the old one on his forehead....
• How many Greek gods -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
• How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to get murdered under the burnt-out bulb and the other to replace it after the ensuing publicity....
• How many Communists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets....
• How many liberals -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one's knee from jerking....
• How many Serbs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in....
• How many ice skaters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to screw in the bulb, one to hire a hitman to club the other skater on the knee....