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• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Blondes screw in back seats, not in light bulbs, silly....
• Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they get their head stuck in the jars.
  Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: To keep their ankles warm....
• How many Quality managers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  We've formed a quality circle to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to determine the best thing we as managers can do to enable light bulbs to work smarter, not harder....
• How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Men don't screw-in light bulbs; they think they can turn them on just by rubbing up against them....
• Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.
  One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help....
• How many modern artists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four; one to throw bulbs against the wall, one to pile hundreds of them in a heap and spray-paint it orange, one to glue light bulbs to a cocker spaniel, and one to put a bulb in the socket and fill the room with light while all the critics and buyers are watching the fellow smashing the bulbs against the wall, the fellow with the spray-gun, and the cocker spaniel....
• How many Indiana University "notes" users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  All of them, since changing light bulbs is the only kind of job they can get after they graduate....
• How many US Presidents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendment....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem......