How Many Blondes -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to hold the light bulb, two to spin the ladder....
How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb? "What's a light bulb?
How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It depends how many blondes there are, but some people prefer it with the lights off....
How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her....
How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!...
How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Lawyers don't change bulbs. Now if you're looking for someone to really screw a bulb......
How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1/100. A graduate student needs to change 100 light bulbs a day....
How many of Jed's followers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
FORNICATION! It's a sin to screw anywhere, even in light bulbs....