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Why Can You Only Have Two Doors On A Chicken Coop? If It Had Four It Would Be A Chicken Sedan.
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Why can you only have two doors on a chicken coop?
If it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
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Why can you only have two doors on a chicken coop? If it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
laser chicken n. Kung Pao Chicken, a standard Chinese dish containing chicken, peanuts, and hot red peppers in a spicy pepper-oil sauce.
Many hackers call it `laser chicken' for two reaso...
laser chicken: n. Kung Pao Chicken, a standard Chinese dish containing chicken, peanuts, and hot red peppers in a spicy pepper-oil sauce.
Many hackers call it `laser chicken' for two reaso...
A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along at forty m.
p.h., he looks out his car window and sees a three-legged chicken running alongside him, keeping pace with his car....
Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes just like chicken, it tastes just like chicken!
' If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn chicken?? -- Bob Goldthwai...
Why is there an Easter Bunny and not an Easter Chicken?
Grampa: I thought I recognized you. I gave you a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop.
And you never did it. Chester: Those corn muffins were lousy....
Homer: Does it have a deep fryer? Bob: Four. One for each part of the chicken.
-- The Simpsons shop for an RV, "Call of the Simpso...
I had a cat once - tasted like chicken.