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• Q: Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it?
  A: Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar. If they drink it at home, they only take one, and if they drink it while visiting, they always take three....
• Yes! I always drink coffee while I watch radar!
• If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.
  -- Norm Crosby...
• Q. Why should you always take 2 Baptists with you when you go fishing?
  A. Because if you only take 1, he'll drink all your beer!...
• Marge: Here we sit, enjoying the shade. Wives: Hey, Marge, and pour the wine!
  Marge: Drink the drink that I have made. Wives: Hey, Marge, and pour the wine!...
• How many Union Electricians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Seventeen - One to give the bulb to the screw-inner....
• Trying to get an education here is like trying to take a drink from a fire hose.
• When choosing between two evils I always like to take the one I've never tried before. MAE WEST