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• Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
• You show me a sculptor who works in the basement and I'll show you a low-down chiseler!
  -- Soupy Sale...
• Yesterday I found out what doughnuts are for. You put them on doughbolts.
  They hold dough airplanes together. For kids, they make erector sets out of play-dough....
• Yesterday I found out what doughnuts are for. You put them on doughbolts.
  They hold dough airplanes together. For kids, they make erector sets out of play-dough....
• Too many cookies will make you fat!!!
• Buy thermometers in the wintertime. They're much lower then. -- Soupy Sale
• On Halloween all the people in the neighborhood dress up like her. -- Soupy Sale
• It's an old, seedy, run-down gymnasium on the lower West Side catering to young and old boxers.
  Amidst the yelling, the smell of fighters sweating, punching bags and each other, one of the boxers comes over to his corner following three rounds of heavy hitting and says to his manager, "I really want a shot at the kid, Kid Jackson....
• Why does it take 3 Newfies to make chocolate chip cookies?
  One to stir the batter and the other two to peel the Smarties....