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• Yesterday I found out what doughnuts are for. You put them on doughbolts.
  They hold dough airplanes together. For kids, they make erector sets out of play-dough....
• For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
  I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Why don't you put your face in dough and make jackass cookies? -- Soupy Sale
• The other day I went out and bought a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
  I brought them home, put them in the bedroom, shut the door, and let them fight it out....
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven. -- Yiddish proverb
• Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" -- Steven Wrigh
• I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. -- Steven Wrigh