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Why Do The Police Always Travel In Threes? One Does The Reading, One The Writing, And The Other Keeps An Eye On The Two Intellectuals.
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Why do the police always travel in threes?
One does the reading, one the writing,
and the other keeps an eye on the two intellectuals.
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Q: Why do the police always travel in threes? A: One to do the reading, one to do the writing, and the other keeps an eye on the two intellectuals.
Why does it take 3 Newfies to make chocolate chip cookies?
One to stir the batter and the other two to peel the Smarties....
May you travel the world over just one step ahead of the police.
How many police -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to direct traffic (eh?)...
How many liberals -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one's knee from jerking....
How many NRA members -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to do it and the other one to get his dick out of the gun....
Why do people spend years writing a novel when they can buy one for a few dollars?
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
-- Woody Alle...
It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
-- Woody Alle...