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• Why do the police always travel in threes? One does the reading, one the writing, and the other keeps an eye on the two intellectuals.
• You learn as much by writing as you do by reading.
• Why do people spend years writing a novel when they can buy one for a few dollars?
• Physicists do it at two places in the universe at one time.
• There are two main periods in which your elected representatives to the legislature do not do any business.
  One is before the election and the other is after the election....
• Why do two colors, put one next to the other, sing?
  Can one really explain this? no. Just as one can never learn how to paint....
• Police tagline. Do not cross.
• How many liberals -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one's knee from jerking....
• How many NRA members -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to do it and the other one to get his dick out of the gun....