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  Samantha: That's all right, Bart. I love Saint Sebastian [School]....
• One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
  -- Judith Vio...
• And now that you know how it's done... Don't do it.
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• How could this happen? We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.
  -- Milhouse, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents' wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.
  -- Ms. Krabappel shows a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Samantha: Hi. Bart: Hey, what's with the skirt?
  Milhouse: I've brought friends to this treehouse before....
• Samantha, I've always been suspicious of transfer students.
  Other principals try to unload problem cases that way....
• Why fall in love when there's better things to do?