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• Ever wonder why fire engines are red? Because newspapers are read too.
  Two and Two is four. Four and four is eight. Eight and four is twelve....
• Four... three... two... one... Bing! We have meatloaf!
  -- Homer watches dinner cook in the microwave, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• Queen Elizabeth rules UK.
• How many mechanoids -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Twelve. Y'know why? Because they're so stupid! Note...
• One, two, three, four What are we fighting for? Don't ask me I don't give a damn.
  Next stop is Vietnam. Five, six, seven, eight Open up the pearly gates....
• Dr. H: You have twenty-four hours to live. Homer: Twenty-four hours!
  Dr. H: Well, twenty-two. I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long....
• Why are there no red M&M's?
• Barney: [the dinosaur, that is] [singing] Two plus two is four.
  Two plus two is four. Two plus two is four....
• Fish. Fish. Fish. Fish. Fish. Fish. -- Cat in Red Dwarf 'White Hole'