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• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you put both contact lenses in the same eye.
• He sells contact lenses for a cubist world.
• Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
  -- Dr. Laurence Peter and Raymond Hull...
• I make stained-glass contact lenses--for people who want to sleep in church. -- London Lee
• Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
  -- Dr. Laurence J. Pete...
• I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
  So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
  So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Animalens Inc. of Wellesley, Mass., markets red contact lenses for chickens (at 20 cents a pair)
  pointing to medical studies showing that chickens seeing red during the day are happier and eat less food....
• I acquired my contact lenses a day or two later and they worked superbly.
  To insert them was but the work of a moment: all I had to do was pry open my eyes with a buttonhook, force the lenses in, and gulp as though swallowing a Chincoteague oyster....