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Will write Windows apps for food.
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Will write shell scripts for food.
If you want it done right, don't write it for Windows.
My Sin Apps are missing.
Tofu--what is that stuff? It's like spackling compound.
It's like chickpeas and grout. Food should not caulk windows. -- Billiam Coronel...
How many Windows programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
472. One to write WinGetLight BulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLight Bulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle....
demo mode n. 1. [Sun] The state of being heads down in order to finish code in time for a demo, usually due yesterday.
2. A mode in which video games sit by themselves running through a portion of the game, also known as `attract mode'....
We've done Win apps..but we didn't inhale! -- P. Kah
OS/2 /O S too/ n. The anointed successor to MS-DOS for Intel 286- and 386-based micro
proof that IBM/Microsoft couldn't get it right the second time, either....
Windows? WINDOWS?!? Hahahahahehehehehohohoho...