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Wine me, Dine me, 69 me.
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69 is fine...but 77'll get me 8 more...
Bart: You gotta help me. These two guys work me night and day.
They don't feed me. They make me sleep on the floor....
Quick! Bring me a beaker of wine so that I may wet my mind and say something clever!
-- Aristophanes (sp?)...
They are laughing at me, not with me.
ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE
TRUST ME: Get me, give me, buy me, do me.
You don't have to wine and dine beer. -- Women vs. Bee
Burns: [sadly] Simpson, I am by most measures a successful man.
I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of you and your clock-punching ilk....
Whip me, beat me, make me a SYSOP!