Bart: You Gotta Help Me. These Two Guys Work Me Night And Day.

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Bart: You gotta help me. These two guys work me night and day.
They don't feed me. They make me sleep on the floor.
They put anti-freeze in the wine, and they gave
my red hat to the donkey.
Policeman: [shocked]
Anti-freeze in the wine? That is a very serious crime.
-- "The Crepes of Wrath"

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