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• Uh-oh -- I've let the cat out of the bag. Let me, then, straightforwardly state the thesis I shall now elaborate
  Making variations on a theme is really the crux of creativity....
• Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.
  K....
• Homer: [reading the note] Lisa refuses to play dodgeball because she is sad.
  [end of note] She doesn't look sad. I don't see any tears in her eyes....
• Always tell her she's beautiful, especially if she isn't. -- Lazarus Long
• And I stood before him, and I sang unto her, and it appeared to listen.
  His very countenance rippled like the sea, and the sound of my own voice came back to me, distorted....
• She's the one.
• The Worst American Poet Julia Moore, "the Sweet Singer of Michigan" (1847-1920) was so bad that Mark Twain said her first book gave him joy for 20 years.
  Her verse was mainly concerned with violent death -- the great fire of Chicago and the yellow fever epidemic proved natural subjects for her pen....
• Verse sweetens toil, however rude the sound; She feels no biting pang the while she sing
  Nor, as she turns the giddy wheel around, Revolves the sad vicissitudes of things....