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  -- Homer to Lisa in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso...
• Man: Oh, she looks sad. Bart: That's 'cause she knows you're looking at her.
  Lisa: [turns] Although I'm aware you're looking at me, I would look exactly the same even if you weren't....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Sorry Dad, I know you mean well. [kisses him] Home
  Thanks for knowing I mean well. -- "Moaning Lisa...
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Homer: Ooh la la! Lisa: Hi, Dad. Homer: You look great, sweetheart.
  Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson....
• Homer: Lisa! What did I tell you about playing that saxamuhthing in the house?
  Lisa: I was just playing the blues... Dad. [sobs] Home...
• Lisa: I like you too, Milhouse, but not in that way.
  You're like a big sister. Milhouse: No, I'm not!...
• Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
  Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad. Homer: Thank you, dear....