Related:

• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her....
• She just, turns around and disappear. I kinda like that style.
• She went her unremembering way, She went and left in me The pang of all the partings gone, And partings yet to be.
  -- Francis Thompson (1859-1907)...
• She thanks you kindly, turns away
• A very sad poet was Jenny Her limericks weren't worth a penny In technique they were sound Yet somehow she found Whenever she tried to write any She always wrote one line too many.
  -- Douglas Hofstadter, "Metamagical Thema...
• Homer: [seeing everyone leaving] Oh, I told Marge this wouldn't work the other night in bed!
  [everyone hears "bed", turns around, interested] Moe...
• Man: Oh, she looks sad. Bart: That's 'cause she knows you're looking at her.
  Lisa: [turns] Although I'm aware you're looking at me, I would look exactly the same even if you weren't....
• She used to be self-conscious about her large breasts, but now she feels they're a turn-on!
• Let still the woman take An elder than herself: so wears she to him, So sways she level in her husband's hea
  For, boy, however we do praise ourselves, Our fancies are more giddy and unfirm, More longing, wavering, sooner lost and worn, Than women's are....