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• I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head.
  Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them....
• Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right way and at just the right time.
  Until then, please, keep this to yourselves....
• Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game.
  He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
• Bender: A woman like that you gotta romance first!
• With a name like CHOCOLATE, it's got to be good!
• If ladies be but young and fair, They have the gift to know i
  and in his brain, Which is as dry as the remainder biscuit After a voyage, he hath strange places cramm'd With observation, the which he vents In mangled forms....
• You gotta know when to code 'em, know when to modem.
• You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em.
• Would you like a jelly baby?