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• Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. -- Oscar Wilde
• Fry: You gotta help me, Bender. How can I prove I'm human?
  Bender: You could drop dead. That'd show 'em. Fry: I don't wanna....
• Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a rui
  but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building....
• Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
• With a name like Mangled Baby Ducks, you know it's gotta be good!
• Leela: That aerosal head spray makes your antenna smell nice.
  .. Bender: Thank you. Leela: ...but it's doing long-term damage to the planet....
• Good news, everyone." -Professor "Uh oh. I don't like the sound of that.
  Bender "You'll be making a delivery to the planet Trisaw....
• Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter. -- Cecilia Ega