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With Clinton And $0.85, You Can Get A Cup Of Coffee.
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With Clinton and $0.85, you can get a cup of coffee.
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Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.
The first cup of coffee recapitulates phylogeny.
Burns: You mean there are actually people who will pay good money for garbage?
Lisa: Not good money, really. Each can'll get you a nickel....
Owen's Law for Secretaries: As soon as you sit down with a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
Bart: Just a minute, van Houten. Somebody needs to guard this place at night so it doesn't get trashed.
[offers a cap and baton] How'd you like to be night watchman?...
If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.
-- Norm Crosby...
Pass The Cinnamon Rolls and Another Cup Of Coffee
Drink your coffee - there are people in India sleeping. -- Seen on a coffee cup
Living here in Rio, I have lots of coffees to choose from.
And when you're on the lam like me, you appreciate a good cup of coffee....