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It Isn't Premarital Sex If You Don't Get Married. -- Michael Juste
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It isn't premarital sex if you don't get married.
-- Michael Juster
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Quote #186 It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
-- -- (ex .sig of Matt Barry (mbarry@u.washington.edu))...
Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.
There is sex after death. You get laid in the coffin.
With Lorena's help, Michael could have sex with himself.
It's only cheating, if you get caught". -- Al Bundy, Married with Childre
Did you know that married men live longer than single men?
So, if you want to die a slow death, get married!!! -- Dave Maynard...
Love is blind. And when you get married you get your eyesight back.
You have only to mumble a few words in church to get married and few words in your sleep to get divorced.
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.