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  Have safety instructions where you know it's dangerous to travel--like the New York City subway system....
• Never look up when dragons fly overhead.
• Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage.
  ..when pigs fly! [They laugh. The pig sails across the sky before them....
• The sheep that fly over your head are soon to land.
• It is hard to fly with the eagles When you work with the turkeys.
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• If cows could fly, everyone would carry an umbrella.