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• VAULT Like a basement, but more sinister. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• VELOCITY Like speed, but more scientific-sounding. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• AARDVARK Like an anteater, but harder to spell, the aardvark hangs around South American locations getting to know the local ant population, and attempting genocide on them.
  Well recognised for its long snout, with which it sucks up said unfortunate ants, the aardvark is best known for that bit in Tintin where it cleans up Captain Haddock's face....
• SPECIAL GUESTS What used to be known as a support act.
  When listening to support acts at concerts, look out for the drunken teenager nearby who has decided that he doesn't like them, and is demanding almost incomprehensibly that they "geeeeett offffff!...
• KNACK That indefinable balance between fluke and skill. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• MACADAMIA I'd like to call upon the readers of TCWF to support the Freedom For Macadamia campaign.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• PHOENIX This shouldn't be in here. It just sounds like it starts with an F.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• How 'bout a clothes shop for Swinging Blue Jeans?
• NOVEMBER Oh come on, that was months ago, it's pointless dwelling on it now.
  The word November is actually Latin. Nov means nine, indicating the ninth month, which is due to the guy who made up all the months having a bit of a problem with adding up....