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• To scare off annoying liberals:) Hello, and thank you for calling the Bush in 50 Campaign.
  Your five dollar donation to get George Bush re-elected in all 50 states will automatically be charged to your phone bill....
• Sit In: When you sit down to stand up for your rights...
• Do you mean I should just sit down, shut up, and wait?
  Well, I wouldn't have put it quite like that. -- Picard and Riker, "Time Squared", stardate 42679....
• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
• Bart: I'm outside. I got away with it. I'm free! [a hand falls on his shoulder] Brodka
  Son, would you open your coat, please? Bart: Uh....
• Kent: Good morning, everybody. Panic is gripping Springfield as giant advertising mascots rampage through the city.
  Perhaps it's part of some daring new ad campaign, but what new product could justify such carnage?...
• Please don't ask me to do that which I've just said I'm not going to do, because you're burning up time
  he meter is running through the sand on you, and I am now filibustering....
• On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment -- halftime.