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• Homer: Oh Lord, on this blessed day, we thank Thee for giving our family one more crack at togetherness.
  All: Amen. -- Homer says grace at the second Thanksgiving dinner, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• If all the people in China stood up on chairs, and, at the same moment, jumped down on the ground, we would be in deep, deep trouble.
• Would you please shut up and sit down! -- George Bush, to a grooup of POW-MIA families protesting his campaign speech in Crystal City, Va.
• Announcer: And now, get set for our fabulous halftime show, featuring the well-groomed young go-getters of `Hooray for Everything!
  Homer: Oh, I love those kids. They've got such a great attitude!...
• Thank you! You're super! Be good to each other!
  -- `Hoorary for Everything' entertains during the football halftime show, "Bart vs....
• Looks like they'll be feeding him Thanksgiving dinner through a tube.
  -- Sportscaster on the quarterback's recent injury, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• It takes a Real Man to sit indoors all day doing this.
• After all is said and done, sit down. -- Bill Copeland
• Hate. Love. All the same. Burn the world down.