Related:

• I slept like a baby...with a breast in my mouth.
• I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a desk.
  Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have been tall because I was on the third floor....
• There was something about her I liked, but I couldn't put my finger on it.
• Breast feeding is popular now. It wasn't when I was growing up.
  In high school, my mom caught me with an inflatable sex doll....
• I was hitchhiking the other day and this car trailer pulled up and offered me a ride.
  He said that there was no room in the cab, but I could climb into one of the cars in the back....
• I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. -- Woody Alle
• I remember the first time I picked up my girlfriend at her parents' place.
  Her father said to me, "Make sure you have my daughter home by midnight....
• Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee.
  Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it....