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I Slept Like A Baby...with A Breast In My Mouth.
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I slept like a baby...with a breast in my mouth.
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I slept like a baby -- woke up every two hours.
Wow, some lady walked into my room, picked me up, and put her breast in my mouth.
I liked it! -- A baby boys first tangeable though...
I can tell I'm getting older. I'm starting to use "old people" cliches.
The other day I actually told someone I slept like a baby....
Well, I mean like,....you've SLEPT, with a lady....
I was a tiny baby when I was born. Really tiny. I was breast-fed intravenously.
I had to have a special nurse 'cause I was so little....
Breast feeding is popular now. It wasn't when I was growing up.
In high school, my mom caught me with an inflatable sex doll....
My indignation, like th' imprisoned fire, pent in the troubled breast of Aetna, burnt deep and silent.
-- Thomso...
Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
.. Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars....
When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.
I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven Wrigh...