X-Ray Diffraction: An Occupational Disorder Common Among Physicians, Caused By Reading X-ray Pictures In Darkened Rooms For Prolonged Periods.

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X-Ray Diffraction: An occupational disorder common among physicians,
caused by reading X-ray pictures in darkened rooms
for prolonged periods. The condition is readily
cured by a greater reliance on blood chemistries; the
lab results are just as inconclusive as the X-rays, but
are easier to read.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary

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