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  Tonight, we review an aging Charles Bronson in "Death Wish 9"....
• Parker: Okay, then get this: I think they want you to play McBain's sidekick in.
  .. brace yourself, the new McBain movie! Troy: McBain's sidekick?...
• Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, it's "Up Late with McBain".
  I'm your announcer, Corporal Obergruppenfuehrer Wolfcastle....
• Skinner: If I were a truant boy out for a good time, I'd be right here
  he Springfield Natural History Museum. [chuckles] You're mine, Simpson....
• Skinner scowls at Bart from the jury box] Skinner: [thinking] I know you can read my thoughts, Bart.
  Just a little reminder: if I found out you cut class, your ass is mine....
• Selma: Having a child? That's a big step. Troy: You bet it is, think what it'll mean!
  Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance...
• Homer: [watches a scene from McBain on the video store monitors] Clerk
  You want to rent it, sir? Homer: Why? I just saw the best part!...
• Skowie: [pumped full of lead by a passing motorcyclist, lying in a pool of his own blood] Damn, damn damn.
  McBain? McBain: Yes? Skowie: I'm not going to make it....
• Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail but I know he's innocent?
  Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying...