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Years Of Insanity Have Kept Me From Going Crazy.
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Years of insanity have kept me from going crazy.
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I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane.
I have feelings too - like "My stomach hurts" or "I'm going crazy!
-- Homer to Lisa in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso...
Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all.
Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around -- nobody big, I mean -- except me....
Crazy, I'm going' Craaaz
Still crazy after all these years.
You're not going crazy; you're going sane in a crazy world! -- The Tick
Marge: But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your life.
Homer: You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr....
COONDOG MEMORY (heard in Rutledge, Missouri, about eighteen years ago) Now
his dog is for sale, and she can not only follow a trail twice as old as the average dog can, but she's got a pretty good memory to boot....