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I Have Always Been Crazy, But It Kept Me From Going Insane.
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I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane.
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Years of insanity have kept me from going crazy.
I'm going insane and I'm taking you with me.
I have feelings too - like "My stomach hurts" or "I'm going crazy!
-- Homer to Lisa in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso...
If I =wasn't= crazy I'd be insane by now! <-No joke there
I have been complimented many times and that embarrasses me
I always feel they have not said enough. MARK TWAIN...
Marge: What's wrong, Homie? Homer: [sighs] I went to the record store today and they were playing all that music I've never heard of.
It was like the store had gone crazy. Marge...
Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all.
Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around -- nobody big, I mean -- except me....
Why me, Lord? Where have I gone wrong? I've always been nice to people.
I don't drink or dance or swear. I've even kept Kosher just to be on the safe side....