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• A Liberal is a man too broad-minded to take his own side in an argument. -- Robert Fro
• I'm broad-minded. I hardly think of anything else.
• Burns: I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you!
  Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble....
• Homer: Darn it, Apu, I'm not gonna let them kick you out!
  [pulls a "Yes on 24" button off his shirt] I never should have bought this button....
• You are broad minded and socially active.
• Lisa: Gee, I never met anyone who's skipped a grade before.
  Alison: I'm surprised you haven't been skipped. You're obviously smart enough....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge. Marge: All right.
  Homer: It's a 7-10 split. Marge: Uh huh? Homer: The hardest shot in bowling....
• A man goes to a tailor to try on a new custom-made suit.
  The first thing he notices is that the arms are too long....