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• Lisa: Hi, Alison, I'm Lisa Simpson. Oh, it's great to finally meet someone who converses above the normal eight-year-old level.
  Alison: Actually, I'm seven. I was just skipped ahead because I was getting bored with the first grade....
• Marge: [sighs dreamily] Lisa: Mom? Marge: What? What?
  Lisa: Why am I still rotting away in the second grade instead of being skipped ahead?...
• Lisa: Well, I gotta go. I have to practice for band auditions.
  Alison: Me too! Hey, what instrument do you play?...
• Bart: Hey, Lis. A moment of your time. Lisa: [stops playing her sax] Yeah?
  Bart: Suppose I was writing my <second> letter to a girl, and I already used up my A-material....
• Lisa: I'm really sorry about what I did, Alison. It's no shame being second to you.
  Alison: Thank you, Lisa. You know, I'm actually kind of glad I lost....
• Ralph: [whispers] Hey, Alison: what's the answer to number nine?
  Alison: [whispers] I can't tell you, Ralph. Lisa...
• Alison: It's great of you to come over, Lisa. I really want us to be friends.
  Lisa: You're a wonderful person. Taylor: Hi, Lisa, I'm Alison's father, Professor Taylor....
• BG: Lisa, I sure am glad you dropped by. You're the first visitor I've had.
  Lisa: What about your family? BG: I don't really have a family....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...