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Yet, Who Can Help Loving The Land That Has Taught Us Six Hundred And Eighty-five Ways To Dress Eggs?
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Yet, who can help loving the land that has taught us
Six hundred and eighty-five ways to dress eggs?
-- Thomas Moore, "The Fudge Family in Paris"
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