[at a pawn shop, Nelson grabs Milhouse's glasses]
Milhouse: Hey! I need those to see.
Pawnbroker: Ah, these lenses are perfect! Now I can re-bottom those
antique Coke bottles.
[opens the cash register, and begins counting out some
money]
Three hundred, four hundred, five hundred, six hundred...
Milhouse: Hey! Come back! hey!
[crashes into the pyramid of Coke bottles]
Ow.
Pawnbroker: [putting money back] ...five hundred, four hundred, three
hundred, two hundred, one hundred, zero.
-- Stranded in Tennessee with no money or glasses,
"Bart on the Road"
