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• Yet, who can help loving the land that has taught us Six hundred and eighty-five ways to dress eggs?
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• I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
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• I was walking down the street and all of a sudden the prescription for my eye-glasses ran out.
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• I was walking down the street, something caught my eye.
  ..and dragged it fifteen feet. -- Emo Phillip...
• I was walking down the street the other day when I saw this guy with two wooden legs, but real feet.
• Hackers appreciate virtual dresses.