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Yo Momma So Slutty That I Could've Been Your Daddy, But The Guy In Line Behind Me Had The Correct Change.
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Yo momma so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in
line behind me had the correct change.Yo momma so slutty she had her
own "Hands across her ass" charity drive.
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Yo momma so slutty she blind and seeing another man.
Yo momma so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times.
Yo momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it!
