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You Are Fairminded, Just And Loving. (And I'm A Lousy Liar.)
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You are fairminded, just and loving. (And I'm a lousy liar.)
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You are fairminded, just and loving.
When I meet an Englishman and he speaks with that funny accent, I'd never say, "You're a liar.
But ... I believe that if you wake an Englishman in the middle of the night, he'll speak just like us....
I like to think that I am a patient, tolerant woman, and that there was no line you could cross that would make me stop loving you.
But last night, you didn't just cross that line, you threw up on it!...
You need tender loving care once a week - so that I can slap you into shape." -- Ellyn Mustard
Oh, they're singing again. Lousy neighbors, wish I was deaf.
-- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
How dare you! I am Rondon! You despicable Melonoid slime worm!
Liar! -- Rondon to Wesley, "Coming of Age", stardate 41416.2...
I have just read your lousy review buried in the back pages.
You sound like a frustrated old man who never made a success, an eight-ulcer man on a four-ulcer job, and all four ulcers working....