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• You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep.
• She was ugly! She was known as a two-bagger. That's a girl who's so ugly, when you go out with her you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
  She was so ugly, you look in the dictionary under "ugly" and you see her picture....
• I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep.
  Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how....
• Monsters sleep because you are boring, not because they ever get tired.
• gronk out vi. To cease functioning. Of people, to go home and go to sleep.
  I guess I'll gronk out now; see you all tomorrow....
• I go to work to catch up on my sleep....
• gronk out: vi. To cease functioning. Of people, to go home and go to sleep.
  I guess I'll gronk out now; see you all tomorrow." -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• Gay shlafen: Yiddish for "go to sleep". Now doesn't "gay shlafen" have a softer, more soothing sound than the harsh, staccato "go to sleep"?
  Listen to the difference: "Go to sleep, you little wretch!...