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You Are So Boring That When I See You My Feet Go To Sleep.
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You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep.
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You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep.
She was ugly! She was known as a two-bagger. That's a girl who's so ugly, when you go out with her you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
She was so ugly, you look in the dictionary under "ugly" and you see her picture....
I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep.
Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how....
Monsters sleep because you are boring, not because they ever get tired.
gronk out vi. To cease functioning. Of people, to go home and go to sleep.
I guess I'll gronk out now; see you all tomorrow....
I go to work to catch up on my sleep....
gronk out: vi. To cease functioning. Of people, to go home and go to sleep.
I guess I'll gronk out now; see you all tomorrow." -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
Gay shlafen: Yiddish for "go to sleep". Now doesn't "gay shlafen" have a softer, more soothing sound than the harsh, staccato "go to sleep"?
Listen to the difference: "Go to sleep, you little wretch!...