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You Can Become More Assertive In Regard To Job Assignments And Co-workers.
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You can become more assertive in regard to job assignments and
co-workers.
Related:
You will step on the toes of many co-workers.
You should learn to be assertive, but not with me.
You know you'r paranoid about security when: Your co-workers picture you as a twinnosed triclope.
I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me -- friends, co-workers, Tibor.
I never thought it'd be my own wife. -- Homer Simpson Marge Gets A Job...
How come animal shelter workers are paid more than childcare workers?
Homer: Ohhhhh... Marge: What? Homer: I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me.
Friends, co-workers, Tibor... I never thought it'd be my own wife....
Chandler: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Joey: Karen. Chandler: Yeah, Karen. I'm thinking about having an affair with her....
If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
-- Ben Kenobi (Star Wars)...