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I'm Used To Seeing People Promoted Ahead Of Me -- Friends, Co-workers, Tibor.
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I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me -- friends, co-workers,
Tibor. I never thought it'd be my own wife.
-- Homer Simpson
Marge Gets A Job
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Homer: Ohhhhh... Marge: What? Homer: I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me.
Friends, co-workers, Tibor... I never thought it'd be my own wife....
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
Marge Simpson : Resume : : Homemake
1980 to present \> -- It's my job, and I'll apply if I want to, "Marge Gets a Job...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
You mean, I'm on my own? I've never been on my own.
Oh no! On own! On own! I need help. Oh, God help me!...
A Simpson on a T-shirt. I never thought I'd see the day.
.. -- Marge reacts disapprovingly to Homer's likeness on a T-shirt, "Dancin' Home...
You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week .
.. I told you. My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up....
Now, Marge, just remember. If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
Ah, Tibor, how many times have you saved my butt?...
Homer: So anyway, Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they don't tell me where they go.
It's like a conspiracy. Bart: A conspiracy, eh? You think they might be involved in the Kennedy assassination in some way?...